a series of unfortunate event with phones part 2

previously on avatar,.,

lol just kidding!!but i really wanted to do that!!and if you are wondering,the avatar that i meant wasn't the avatar movie with blue creature that i don't know why is it so popular at the time.the one that i meant is avatar the last airbender,never heard of it??check it out!!it's an amazing cartoon animation from nickelodeon for every age.recomended for those who love kungfu,chinese martial arts,chi,and magic.

anywho,sorry for the commercial above,i am going to write again about phones,(no!!agaiinn??!!)
yup

so,after those unfortunate events,i came to Japan and got my first phone in here from vodafone which is softbank now.The phone that i had was also the latest one.we can flip the screen and watch tv!!awesome isn't it??i know!!!lol!!!
when i was in my 2nd year of highschool we went to a field trip with all my school.we went by bus,that day and eventually went to the rest area for a pee pee.when i went to the rest room i accidently put my phone on the shelf behind the toilet aaaannnddd as you allready predicted it i left my phone on the toilet and realised it when i arrived back home!i knoowww,.i knowww,.it's all my fault.
so the next day i called the rest area information center something,and they told me that there is no phone found neither in the toilet or in the area itself.yup!!lost my phone again.

the next event, was when i am again in my second highschool,i left my phone on the bus when i was with my friends on our way to shibuya,so after i left my phone i cried to my classmate friend which was verry nice to me calming me down and he recomended me to go to the police station.at the police station he kindly wrote the paper and all dispite that the fucking police officer was ignoring us!!fuck you!!
but after all my phones robbed,lost this is the first time in my life that i was verryverry lucky!!!!yup!!i got my phone bacckk!!!!!yay!!! after a week that i left my phone on the bus, the bus company called to my house phone,and they told me that they found my phone and need to pick it up at their company!!!yaaayy!!so i asked them "how did you know that it was my phone ?oh,holy bus driver gentlement!!"
they told me that after they found it they contacted softbank (vodafone) and they told them how to contact me!!love you sir!!!!you are the best!!!!!bus driver forever!!yayyyyyy!!!!

as you think that this is all,no!!!!this isn't the end!!so i changed my phone into iphone 3g, and after 2 years i chaged it into iphone 4s!!yup!!and this is my actual phone now,
after a week of using my brand new awesome bad ass iphone, i went to the rest room with my phone in my pocket.aaannndd...yup!!it went to the toilet!!fuuuuckk!!so i panicked aaaannd,,my phone can't be started.fuck!!!and i panicked again i thought that it was the battery being low i accidently charged it!!and it was a verrrryyyy bad move!!!!!since the inside of my phone is wet and when you charge it,yup it explode!! -_-
fotunately i had it on garanty and lied to the apple guy that my phone died in the typhoon yesterday (there was really a typhoone)

so that's it!!hope that this phone would last until i want a new one

oh and if you're iphone is wet do not charge or restart it!!!grab your phone and blow dry it!!put it where there is sunlight and wait until everything is dry!!!do not charge it!!!

hope you have a good day and becareful with your phones